A hoe down for one.

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I lost a lot of weight the other day
had all the pies, but I gave them away
I'm gonna to get thin even if it hurts
I think I'll even skip desserts
I'm going to lose weight, just like the other day

Gonna to buy my clothing from a regular store
Cause I just cannot take it any more
My outsized trousers are hard to source
I think I'd better skip main course
Gonna fit in clothes they sell in every store

Because my fat
It gets me down
It's built me up
But made me frown

Because I can't
Be what I'm worth
When all the world sees
Is my great girth
It gives them mirth

I'm going to exercise and take a walk
Because my new regime is not all talk
Gonna use my feet if it's not far
A short trip doesn't need the car
I'm a driven man I'm going to take a walk

One day I hope I'll not be drenched with sweat
One day for sure my armpits won't be wet
At the slightest signs of exercise
I know I'll not believe my eyes
When my shirt comes off without a drop of sweat

Because my fat
It gets me down
It's built me up
But made me frown

Because I can't
Be what I'm worth
When all the world sees
Is my great girth
It gives them mirth
A curse from birth

03 September 2002
Ashley Frieze